Hyresvärden har inget annat val än att knulla sin trasiga blonda hyresgäst länge och hårt

Okay, Miss Moore, I'm going to start out with my first estimate, which is the paint.

I mean, whoever painted this wall did a horrible job, and that's going to be at least $275 that I have here.

Just for the paint?

Just for the paint, yeah. I mean, it's good paint we use. It's nothing cheap.

Okay, and what about the carpeting?