RightUpYourAss

Potatoes make french fries, potato chips AND vodka. It's like the other vegetables ain't even trying.

True story, i like to fuck my friends girlfriends up the ass. Cuz then i tell them by the next day but usually i just immediately text 'Yo i fucked your girl. I just wanted you to know shes a cheating slut, i just wanted you to hear it from me. and i love the look on their face when i actually tell them in person, "Yeah, I bent (slut name here) over and fucked her right up the ass, without even 1 kiss ." And they be cool cuz theyd look like a sucker if i told them and they snap. So i tell them before anyone else can. I've had n***as actually THANK ME for telling them lol. Cuz they kno i helped 'em by being honest, but its how i would wanna know if my girl cheated, it would suck but ya'd wanna kno.....